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A letter to Van Halen - Reunited and it feels so...Bad?

Van Halen, Van Halen, Van Halen, *Sigh*...(I feel like a disappointed Mother).

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Terd Nugent, Total Prick

When "Terd" Nugent -- affectionately known as the "Nooooge" by legions of imbeciles who mistake the Ultimate Fighting Championship cage for the rock stage -- isn't being a total racist @!$%#, do you think he just hangs out in a suvival bunker shooting flaming crossbow arrows at …

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The Police Reunion Update

They are rehearsing in Vancouver (Vancouver?) and there is a possible appearance at The Grammys. Stink is going to screw this up...I just know it. Read more here. Written by Mahsheet Smelsrahbahd, writer for Top 40 Music Sucks! The Police Reunion Update

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Grammy Awards Voting Process - Is it Biased?

49th Annual Grammy Nominee List I've always asked myself "How do they pick Grammy winners when there are so many other bands and artists out there who deserve the award more than a lot of the talentless (but marketable) musicians getting the golden record player?"

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The Devil In "The Devil and Daniel Johnston"

While living in Austin for several years, I would regularly pass a mural on the side of a used record store on the Drag.

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The Police to get back together for 30th Anniversary of "Roxanne"?

Well folks...Never say never. The chances for a Police reunion tour have actually gotten much, much better as Sting, being the sole member of The Police historically against a Police reunion tour, is now actually considering it.

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"Do we need another Smashing Pumpkins record?" update

Check out Billy Corgan's latest blog entry on the Smashing Pumpkins MySpace page which gives a somewhat cryptic update of how the new album is coming along. The post starts off like this:

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Sonic Youth - Rather Ripped - Another Brilliant Album!

Even though Sonic Youth didn't use famed avant-garde music producer Jim O'Rourke on this album as in the past, John Agnello does a great job keeping the "Murray Street" and "Sonic Nurse" vibe continuing along...which is a good thing. No, which is a GREAT thing.

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Best Music Of 2006 (YES ANOTHER ONE) - From those @ Top 40 Music Sucks!

Ok, we're jumping on the bandwagon here by creating yet another "Best Music of 2006..." list, but we're gonna do a few things different.

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Live 105 NSSN - Not So Silent Night - The Killers, Modest Mouse, The Raconteurs, The Shins, Silversun Pickups

PODCASTS from San Francisco's own Live 105's "NOT SO SILENT NIGHT" Concert featuring The Killers, Modest Mouse, The Raconteurs, The Shins, and the winner of the local band contest - Silversun Pickups Click here to listen to Live 105's Madden interview The Killers at NSSN '06

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DIO - Tribute to 80's Metal! - Article 1 of 3

I've planned a 3 blog post about the beloved dark art of what is known as Metal music and thought to myself..."What would be the criteria for a band making it in this 3 part series of POWER, MYSTERY, REBELLION, THE COLOR BLACK, and of course, THE DEVIL?" Well, the first band that …

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The LUCKIEST musicians ever!

Here we go. A list of the luckiest musicians ever!! Great. Well, we all know that number is the one and only...

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Eddie Van Halen's "The Gathering" Party - with Porn Stars?

"The Gathering" is a party held by rock music ledged Edward Van Halen in celebration of the new adult film release from Eddie's friend Michael Ninn's porn flick...I mean "adult film" entitled "Sacred Sin".

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Beck - The Information - (music reviews)

"1, 2, You know what to do" and "Elevator Music" kicks in on the new Beck album. It's good. It picks up where Guero left off. A little more organic sounding. Not quite as whacky (until the 11 minute closing track "The Horrible Fanfare/Landslide/Exoskeleton").

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Les Claypool - Bass master plays Drums and Guitar on latest album Of Whales and Woes?

Not only has Les Claypool mastered the bass guitar but on his latest solo effort, Of Whales and Woes, he lays down some very proficient drums and guitar work. Guitar, I can see as it is so closely related to the bass, but drums? Yes.

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The Great Tower Falls - Does the demise of Tower Records signal the end of the Record Store as we know it!?

I remember getting so excited walking up to the 'ol strip mall knowing that I was going to a wonderland of new music, black light posters, endless rows of rock concert t-shirts, studded wrist bands, smoking paraphernalia, band stickers, the scent of incense in the air, and the la …

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Barely Live, Hopped Up and Exhausted Concert Updates and Reviews

From moderately deep in the heart of Texas, brief review of the week that was in shuffling, stumbling through some good good shows, and decent times. Los Hispanos UK @ Flamingo Cantina, Austin, TX Monday, October 30th, 2006 Los Hispanos UK website

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Drag My Ass Out of Bed and Into the Bar - Primus Concert Review and more...

This is really just a justification for the cash I dumped in concert tix. And a way to kill another hour at work on a Friday. Primus @ Austin Music Hall, Austin, TX Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 of the rocks

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Top 25 Long Term Music Web Searches - What's the world coming to?

Here are the exact searches done on all major search engines over the last year that mention a music artist. This list is in order from the most searches to the least with the least still receiving it's fair share of web traffic and visibility. You know they say...

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Ozzy Osborne - Tribute to 80's Metal - Article 2 of 3

Well, in thinking long and hard about another Metal band of the 80's that deserves recognition for rip roaring, in your face, drunken, piss your parents off Heavy Metal it turns out coincidentally that it's a band started from another front man from the War Pigs themselves, Black …

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Iron Maiden - Tribute to 80's Metal - Article 3 of 3

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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